The Assumption
She looked to be about twenty-five, with long blonde hair draping carefully over the shoulders of a dress that likely cost more than many people’s monthly rent, and she carried herself with the relaxed confidence of someone who was rarely challenged about being somewhere she didn’t actually belong.
She paused in the middle of the living room and finally glanced back at me.
Her expression carried a hint of irritation.
“Where is Richard?” she asked.
“He’s not home right now,” I answered.
She frowned slightly.
“And when will he be back? I really don’t have all afternoon to sit around waiting.”
I studied her quietly for a moment.
“Who exactly are you?”
She tilted her head, looking faintly amused.
“I’m Alexis,” she said. “Richard’s girlfriend.”
The word lingered in the air between us.
Then she flashed a bright smile.
“And you must be the housekeeper.”
She gave a light laugh, clearly delighted by her own conclusion.
“That explains it,” she continued. “Although Richard usually hires staff who dress a little more professionally. Are you new here?”
I briefly glanced down at the jeans and soft gray sweatshirt I had pulled on that morning because Saturdays were the only days I allowed myself to dress comfortably after a long week at work.
Apparently that was enough to make me invisible.
“I’ve been here for twelve years,” I said evenly.
She dismissed that with a casual wave.
“Housekeepers always exaggerate how long they’ve worked somewhere,” she replied. “Just tell Richard I’m waiting in the living room.”
She settled onto the sofa.
Then she casually propped her feet on the coffee table that Richard and I had bought during our first year of marriage—a piece we had spent an entire weekend restoring by hand because we couldn’t afford to replace it back then.
“Could you bring me some water?” she called toward the kitchen. “With lemon. And please don’t put too much ice in it.”
I went into the kitchen and filled a glass.
When I came back, the water had no lemon and far too much ice.
She looked at the glass and released a dramatic sigh.
“Did Richard train you at all?” she asked.
“How exactly does Richard prefer things done?” I replied.
She leaned comfortably against the sofa with a patient smile.
“Efficiently,” she said. “And with respect for his guests.”
I thought about that for a moment.
“Are you a frequent guest here?”
She laughed.
“I’m here every Tuesday and Thursday when his wife goes to work,” she explained casually. “Sometimes Saturdays too, if she has her little book club meetings.”
I do not belong to a book club.
Two months earlier, I had changed my work schedule so I was no longer in the office on Tuesdays or Thursdays.
Richard didn’t know that.

